CONTEST NO. 1

BASED ON THE THREE POSTS POSTED EARLIER

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NGNB (Nice Guy, Not Bastard) THEOREM

Questions:

1) Fill in the blanks
(a)“Not all people, who claims that they are not ________, are ________.”
(b) Every word uttered by Chhabra is _______.

2) Name the two real life incidents which proves the author's point?

3) How many lights does a traffic signal have? Which are they?

4) What does the yellow color symbolize according to the author?

5) What percentage of people were categorized in Red, Yellow and Green column?

6) In which column was the author categorized?

7) What is/was Chhabra's occupation?

8) What did Chhabra wear on the incident day?

9) What sound was heard when Chhabra's left leg got stuck in wed mud in the puddle?

10) Who says this:

“ hey loda, tya shu kare che..? jaldi karne..kaale exam che..khabar che ne..? ek pan akshar vaachiyo nathi” ("Hey ass..! wht the hell are you doing over there..? come fast..! don’t u know that we have exam tomorrow..? I haven’t studied a single word yet.”).

and to whom?

11) What was hemal doing during the whole incident?

12) What happened to Chhabra right leg when he inserted it forcefully in the puddle to lift the left one?

13) What happened to Chhabra fancy brown slippers?

14) What did Chhabra finally do to remove those fancy slippers?

15) Who says this:

“agar Prerko hot to mane definitely help karat” (“ If Prerak would have had been there, he would have had definitely helped me”).

and to whom?

16) What did the author prove ultimately?


'THE CHADDI MODEL'

Questions:

1) Who all carried out the work?

2) What purpose was 'THE CHADDI MODEL' made for?

3) Which model was difficult to remember?

4) Which is the sixth step in 'THE WATERFALL MODEL'?

5) Why is there no quitting in 'THE CHADDI MODEL'?

6) Which is the last step in chaddi model?


'WINNERS NEVER QUIT' (1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2)

Questions:

1) Fill in the blank
"Winners never quit and _______ never win."

2) The following quote "The only way to be number one is to be number one." was printed in which newspaper?

3) List down the names of legendary cricketers on whom the story is based?

4) List down the adjectives used to describe prerak's bowling and chintan's batting?

5) What happened to some loser's asses?

6) Name the cafe where prerak and chintan used to spend 5-6 hours a day discussing abt India's future in cricket?

7) What name did prerak and chintan gave to their team and how many players were there in it?

8) Where was the first ever historical win registered?

9) By how many runs were 'THE PANTHERS' butchered?

10) What title did 'THE HOOLIGANS' earns after their success?

11) Name the cricket academy which 'THE HOOLIANS' started?

12) What was the cost of mansion that 'THE HOOLIGANS' owned?

13) Who stood at the door when prerak opened it?

14) What is 1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2 and how is it done?

15) What was the name of the four dumb men's team?

15) How many matches did the teams play?

16) Where were the matches played and who was the refree?

17) Who says this:

"haaish..! atleast tame to aavya..mane to em ke aaje daav" ("oh..! atleast u reached..i thought u ditched me today ")

and to whom?

18) What did 'THE GORILLAS' wear on that day?

19) Who was 'THE GORILLAS's' skipper?

20) Name the 'THE GORILLAS' team members.

21) Who bowled the first over?

22) What was the score after the fourth over?

23) Who hit six sixes in the last over?

24) Who won the match finally?

25) What's the moral of the story?

26) List all the adjectives and abusive words used for 'THE GORILLAS'.